How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

wanna hear a joke? not really

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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