- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

:O + :P = 69

Women.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Watch your lips.

what happens during a climax apples

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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