Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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thermodynamics?

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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