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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

How many dislikes can this get?

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Guess what? Holocaust

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

why do you care?

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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