What did I do last night?work

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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black guy graduating high school

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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