- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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