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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

hi to the world fromthe world

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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