What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

what happens during a climax apples

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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