What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Hey, Max!!

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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