- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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