- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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