how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

asian drivers.

What did the fish say? Moo

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

1 + 1 = 3

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

anti jokes aren't always funny on here

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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