What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Romney 2012

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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