a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Anti Joke

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