What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

guess what what? nothing.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

OGC - tilt your head

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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