- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Civil Rights.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

No it isn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Knock Knock Come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Canada

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

black people

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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