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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Your time.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in