Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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