There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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9/11

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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