- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Ryan Chang is funny.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

The weels on the bus go...flat

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Land Rovers

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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