What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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9/11/2001

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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