- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

knock, knock. come in.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Are you a human?

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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