- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Knock Knock Come in

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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