What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Wy did the chicken?

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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