What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Don't think of granny porn

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Watch your lips.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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