What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Women's sports

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Black Veil Brides.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

A russian gives away vodka.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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