Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Period Blood

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Nice weather we're having.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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im a selling a car

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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