- Anti Joke

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it