Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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