- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Women.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

9/11

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Penis jokes.

whats better than 24................. 25

Knock, knock. Come in.......

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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