Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Communism

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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