- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A black man didn't walk into a bar

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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