What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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So. The gays. ...

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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