girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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How old is victor? Old

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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