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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Penis.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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