Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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