Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

whos gay? you are

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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