Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

It's long!

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

I like to eat people

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Womens rights

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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