why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Potato

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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What is worse than hell?

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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