whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Penis!

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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The penn state football administration

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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