Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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