How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Where is my tractor?

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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