What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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OGC - tilt your head

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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