What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Murder me once, shame on you.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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