What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Do you believe this will change?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Anti Joke

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