Women Voting

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why?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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