- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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