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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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