- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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