Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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12 in general

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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