Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Anti Joke

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