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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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