- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

haha black people :D

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

whats a joke

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Rylan Clark

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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