What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Once upon a time a was born

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

this website is a bad joke

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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