What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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